To Nock:

*laughing too hard* "I'm going to piss in my pants!" *looks down and sees that shes wearing a skirt* BUT I DONT HAVE ANY PANTS!!

"SEXXXYYYYY..." *random car went by*

"the shirt was like this..."*knocks over bottle of snapple forcing yotam to clean up the mess..* DOH!

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I'm happy theres only one day left. I can't stand to see his face anymore. He's my grade, ARGHHH im being driven nuts. ah well, hes such an ass. i have a feeling of ambivalence. this isnt normal. this isnt me. *dramatic pause*

Bernie:  give it one more try. If they hand it to Sandor, I-WILL-KILL-YOU. No more recon ranger. ill shove that cadence up his boot-buffin' rear end. I've been holding in the urge for the last 5 months.. one day, ill break:

"NO ONE LIKES YOU SANDOR. GO AWAY" then...

ill proceed to strangle him because it might... it just might..help deflate his huge ego.

Note: Eye contact is sexy. I just found that out. *wink*

Austrailia = "WTF?"